The Male Cock Ring Is THE SCARIEST Concept for a Thing I Should Put My Prick Through Ever
I know of the concept of glory holes, but otherwise prove me wrong……..
Now, which one of you sick, London Tower Sadistic sons of …. Men who probably also had well-functioning hogs came up with this twisted shit??? Obviously, I've heard the term Cock Ring before, but was unaware of the pre-requisite that I needed to be a bull at a rodeo to use one. Look at this thing! I looked for less than 5 seconds and decided to write this whole piece out of SHOCK that this is a toy used for pleasure.
The Great ED Med Price Conspiracy
Ok, I went much, much, much too far off the deep end that wasn't attached to a swimming pool, but into a rabbit hole of epic proportions. I'll start by saying my initial intentions were not sexy at all. I was looking online for who has the actual cheapest deal these days for ED meds. I still don't have a solid answer, since every store is a fucking rip, but I'll likely go with ziphealth.co.
Used to use Scoreblue despite their being somewhat over-priced, but have you been over there lately? It's like they think they're treating the dick of the King of Siam with the prices they are charging. I love my dick, don't get me wrong. However, we're in a recession and I a'int got a job, so lil man may need to go without his spinach and this saddens me. The access to the medicine has improved, until it was realized the price could be sent way North before people stop paying.
When Did Male Toys Get So Ridiculous?
The real question is: when did the male sex toy industry decide that every product needs to look like a medieval torture device? Between cock rings that require an engineering degree to understand and vibrators that sound like construction equipment, it's a wonder any of us still have functioning equipment.
Meanwhile, over in the world of JOI videos, people are having perfectly good experiences without strapping their junk into something that looks like it escaped from a dungeon. Sometimes simple is better, you know?
What Actually Works: A Real Question
Now, question of the hour here and a real answer is mega appreciated. Male masturbators - Love the kind with enough HP to handle matters on its own without my intervention. Any suggestions?
If you're tired of sketchy sex toys and just want some quality visual stimulation instead, check out our extensive collection of POV JOI content where the only equipment you need is what you were born with.
For those looking for alternatives to expensive toys and even more expensive ED meds, discussions on Reddit's sex community often have great recommendations from real users who aren't trying to sell you a torture device disguised as pleasure equipment.
The Bottom Line: Keep It Simple
Look, I'm all for innovation in the bedroom. But when your sex toy looks like it needs safety goggles and a waiver, maybe we've gone too far. Whether you're dealing with overpriced ED meds, intimidating cock rings, or just trying to find something that works without looking like a prop from Saw, remember: sometimes the best experiences don't require any equipment at all.
That's why platforms like JOIShows.com exist - to provide quality content without requiring you to mortgage your house or risk injury to your favorite appendage.
Thanks for reading! Hope I could make ya laugh.